Monthly Archives: September 2012

Obligatory Summer-is-Over Post

I left after class today to catch the bus, and apparently the temperature dropped 15 degrees between 2 and 6. Oh my god.

I actually miss my summer job. Not the whole repetitive thing where you stand in the sun for 9 hours and yell at children, but all the friends I made. Corny, I know.

Things I learned this summer:

-children + turnstiles = the most frustrating thing you can ever imagine.

-if you work with farm animals all day and then get on the subway, people will move because you probably stink.

-the TTC will sometimes make you want to yell at everything and everyone. You should probably just get off the subway when it’s stuck at the station for 40 minutes and do something more useful with your time, like walking.

-at the same time, getting stuck with people you just met at work on the subway forever is a great breeding ground for new friendships!

-don’t ever try to make your hair look nice before work. HA.

-starting school will be bittersweet, and you’ll miss all your friends that went back to school like crazy.

TTYL, summer. It’s been nice.

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I got used to napping under trees this summer.

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Parlez-vous francais?

So, I’ve started my bilingual education at a bilingual school.

This is now stuck in my head forever. This and Gangnam Style.  Oh, frosh week.

Kodak, Is This A Joke?

A few months ago my mom won a camera from work. A little, waterproof, video-camera type thing. I took it to PEI with me (because nothing is more flattering than taking pictures of your friends swimming in the freezing ocean). I put it underwater (important, because it’s waterproof and all). The doors got stuck and wouldn’t open.

No one looks that good underwater.

What do I do? Email Kodak.

This experience is just so laughable I had to share it with someone.

I sent them something along the lines of what I wrote above, but I specified the model type and blah blah blah. What I really wanted to know was if it was a known problem with some sort of solution, because I googled around and it’s kind of bullshit that everyone is having problems with the doors getting stuck. I mean, did they not test this waterproof camera…underwater?

So I get a form email back of course, and I kid you not this is what I’m asked:

“1.Was this product dropped or exposed to any liquids?

2.Have you tried taking out battery and placing it back in?”

…but…but…I answered the first one and how will the second one relate to…did you even read my message?

I answer them. I include that it was a gift, because they asked if I had proof of purchase.

Their response:

“Please provide me with the serial number for the Kodak PlaySport ZX5 video camera. The serial number should be located on the box or on the camera on the side where the compartment is located”

…apparently putting both form emails together was too much to handle, oh and by the way the serial number was located under the stuck door. I told them this in my response with the serial number. No acknowledgement.

Apparently after they have all this information they can recommend I sent the camera  in for service…with proof of purchase. Which I told them I did not have, since it was a gift.

Of course, I email a back a polite little “wtf?” message, and then they send me a survey asking about how my experience was. And then an ad asking me if I wanted to buy a new digital photo frame or some crap.

So, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. I have finally found the company with the worst customer service in the world. Short of actually coming to my house and slapping me in the face, this couldn’t have been any more aggravating.

I wish you all a much less painful experience if your camera ever were to break.

Oh, and by the way, my dad fixed it with some WD40. Thanks for the help, Kodak!